Some NDI* in the office has received a court order from the AEC, because the AEC had fined them for not voting last year (clearly ignoring Dave's advice to vote early and often!)
Naturally, Dave piped up with some sage wisdom to share:
"Look mate. Those debt collectors have bought your debt from the AEC for 15% of its value. So here's what you do... you offer the repos one chance to get their 15%, in cash, here and now, maybe a little more to sweeten the deal. Then you remind them that if they don't take it, they run the risk of taking you to court and getting bubkas obviously, I'm paraphrasing here, Dave doesn't know Yiddish - ed.]. Mate, let me tell you, they take the cash every single time!"
You think about that...
* non Dave individual
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Never, ever....
"Can I use my swipe card to get back into the building after hours?" I asked Dave.
"Sure, the trick is: you never, ever leave!"
It's Friday afternoon. That just gives you an idea of what sort of mood Dave's in today.
"Sure, the trick is: you never, ever leave!"
It's Friday afternoon. That just gives you an idea of what sort of mood Dave's in today.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
If I were you...
"I'd be buying Macquarie shares now," said Dave, "they're half price!"
That was about a month ago, and I didn't post it here at the time, because... well... I was actually thinking of taking Dave's advice, and I didn't want everyone jumping in on the tip.
Lucky for you, my greed saved you from making the same mistake.
Lucky for me, I don't know the first thing about buying shares.
Maybe I should ask Dave to recommend a broker...
That was about a month ago, and I didn't post it here at the time, because... well... I was actually thinking of taking Dave's advice, and I didn't want everyone jumping in on the tip.
Lucky for you, my greed saved you from making the same mistake.
Lucky for me, I don't know the first thing about buying shares.
Maybe I should ask Dave to recommend a broker...
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Everybody loves Dave
Dave was in my good books today... for about thirty seconds.
That was the time it took between handing me a fresh coffee and telling me he'd swindled double the usual number of coffee card stamps as a result.
That was the time it took between handing me a fresh coffee and telling me he'd swindled double the usual number of coffee card stamps as a result.
Monday, July 21, 2008
That's crap...
"If you're efficient, you don't need to be in on time."
No-one can accuse Dave of not walking the walk.
No-one can accuse Dave of not walking the walk.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Those were the days...
"I like the old one better than the new one," said Dave, in a pensive pause of papist pontification.
If I were you...
"There's some pilgrim in the street offering free hugs to passersby," Dave reported.
"I took one look at him and said, 'Mate, that's all fine and well, but if I were you, I'd be charging people to let go. You'd make a fortune!'"
Nice one, Dave.
"I took one look at him and said, 'Mate, that's all fine and well, but if I were you, I'd be charging people to let go. You'd make a fortune!'"
Nice one, Dave.
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